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Ain't My House!!!
Barry "Holy shit, you just smashed a hole in Evan Stone's wall."
Cadillac Joe "Hahaha, AIN'T MY HOUSE!!!"
Cadillac Joe "Hahaha, AIN'T MY HOUSE!!!"
Ain't My House!!! by Neo June 13, 2003
Related Words
Thouse • Housen't • Ain't My House!!! • T-Bow's (house of eggs) • Don't kill the house • People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones • Don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house • Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house? • You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife • good thing you don't keep guns in the house
T-Bow's (house of eggs)
an eatery in the SFV, LA, CA. delicious, low-priced, good food, nice family owns it. no, the owner's name isn't T-Bow, t, teabag, tiddlywink, bow, bowser, bigglesby, or rogers.
T-Bow's (house of eggs) by babycakes November 10, 2003
Don't kill the house
Don't kill the house by Henninng November 26, 2019
Don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house
Don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house by B Talented April 28, 2011
good thing you don't keep guns in the house
Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.
good thing you don't keep guns in the house by Affable Douche December 3, 2013
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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