T'ea 

T'ea's are Incredible people. They are always there for their best friends. They are kind, sweet, caring, beautiful, trustworthy and most importantly they are loyal. T'ea's your AMAZING!

"hey she's gorgeous," "Oh you mean T'ea?" "Hells Yeah!"

T'ea by Weirdo #1 December 18, 2011

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

Pimpin ain't easy 

The life of a pimp is a grueling yet extremely rewarding one nonetheless. Often thwarted with social boundaries, pimps are a marginalized group of people because of societal vices such as jealousy and wrath. Pimps continue pimping, not because it is easy, but because of the satisfaction and rewards associated with pimping.

Pimpin ain't easy Mufuck

Pimpin ain't easy by Maykel December 26, 2018

Mommin’ ain’t easy 

Something to say when describing something difficult or hard

John: Dang that test was so hard

Hayden: Well you know what they say, mommin’ ain’t easy!

Mommin’ ain’t easy by Garry fisuremen December 14, 2018

T-Easty 

T-Easty is commonly used by hip youth to describe someone who is nonchalent, fly and a charmer.

Someone who is 'T-Easty' is unassumingly intelligent, unpretentious and confident.

The opposite of a 'T-Easty' is someone who is solitary, a chauvinist and usually incredibly unattractive. Sometimes referred to as a 'gimp'.

"oh man, you're such a T-Easty!"

T-Easty by pippy500 July 4, 2008

Pimpin' ain't easy 

a phrase that sums up the life of a pimp...it's tough.

Had to shoot a ho when dat skank bitch wouldn't pay me the 90% that she fuckin' owes. Pimpin' ain't easy.

Pimpin' ain't easy by Nick D February 19, 2003

don't eat the big white mint 

A phrase used to ridicule someone's stupidity, "big white mint" refers to a urinal cake. Thus "don't eat the big white mint" implies that someone is stupid enough to mistake the urinal cake for a mint and eat it.

I was on a date with this really dumbass guy, and he said he had to go to the bathroom. I said, OK, don't eat the big white mint.

don't eat the big white mint by purplefeltangel July 4, 2006