Systems Administrator 

A member of the IT department that handles desktops, servers, network, network security and phone systems. Pretty much any hardware and standard software. Usually given so many tasks that random shit that has nothing to do with his job is given to him. Pretty much the company whipping boy.

Big wig 1: The toaster is broken.

Big wig 2: Whoa whoa whoa! It's like your talkin Chinese! Ask the systems administrator to fix it!

Systems Administrator by Itwasnotme February 4, 2010

systems operator 

The most revered trade in the Royal Corps of Signals of old. Put on a pedestal by the Technicians and Driver Linemen. Abilities included listening to fuckwits whilst cooking a full English breakfast on a kero heater, and sleeping under a vehicle before being woken up after 10 minutes to go on stag.

Systems Operators were only properly utilised in times of war, when the big guns were required.

systems operator by Professional Englishman April 13, 2016

Systems Bitch 

A person who works in the IT industry with a claimed focus on computer systems or server administration, they are typically men who are highly estrogenic. They believe in solving technical problems by using logic, yet in practice attempt to resolve issues by "feeling" their way through them. Due to a similar nonsensical thought process the Systems Bitch is usually odds with everyone including themselves. A systems bitch will often buddy fuck others to get ahead or in an effort to display their assumed superior intellect. Within the IT field the systems bitch is the arch nemesis of any productive member of the IT staff.

Productive IT Engineer: “I can't believe you disabled Joe's administrative privileges and then restricted corporate access to facebook! You are a total Systems Bitch!”

Systems Bitch: “I am simply following the policy.”

Productive IT Engineer: “You just made the policy up on the fly. Thanks for the ass pounding!”

Systems Bitch: “My pleasure and I am glad you like it. I will pound you in the ass often and whenever I can. Have a great day.” *Smiles*

Systems Bitch by Romeo OMG January 24, 2014

systems are a go 

functioning correctly and ready for action

"all systems are a go"

systems are a go by marciokpo October 31, 2013

Systems Engineering 

The worst possible engineering major

All systems engineering majors end up working for UPS or FedEx

Systems Engineering by ed7878787 February 5, 2009

Systems Baby 

A systems baby is a youth who was incarcerated at a young age and thus, raised in the (in)Justice System. Usually, parents or legal guardians will pay child support to the state.

That boy is a mess, he's a traumatized systems baby.

Systems Baby by rebelde con causa June 16, 2025

Cyberdyne Systems 

Small electronic business invested in offering assistants to help customers. Investors are bullish on their ipo set to release some time in the 90s

Cyberdyne systems model 101 is a favorite among users

Cyberdyne Systems by Cerebrex May 17, 2023