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Bellend

Nicloa Sturgeon
That stupid Scottish cunt Nicola Sturgeon doesn't even know what democracy is. What a fucking bellend.
by Professional Englishman March 13, 2017
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systems operator

The most revered trade in the Royal Corps of Signals of old. Put on a pedestal by the Technicians and Driver Linemen. Abilities included listening to fuckwits whilst cooking a full English breakfast on a kero heater, and sleeping under a vehicle before being woken up after 10 minutes to go on stag.
Systems Operators were only properly utilised in times of war, when the big guns were required.
by Professional Englishman January 2, 2016
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