System Man
System Man by ayo1234456 December 8, 2021
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The Man-Point System
The Man-Point System is a sacred process of masculine prowess. When one does a noble deed or something manly, one receives a man point. When one accumulates 18 man points, one is oficially a man, and the maximum amount of man-points is 36, which is when you reach the manliness of a lumberjack. There are certain exceptions to the system in which certain individuals receive more than 36 man points. These are the manliest of men, in fact they are MAN GODS. You can also get negative man points for doing stupid dumb shit or being a bitch or being a creepy punk.
"Jay has negative forty man points. He is a creepy bitch."
"Man, you gotta love The Man-Point System."
"Man, you gotta love The Man-Point System."
The Man-Point System by Joe Mingus December 4, 2006
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Man Positioning System
Also Man-P-S or MPS
The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.
A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.
A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.
Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
Man Positioning System by Really Bad Rye June 25, 2009
Man Point System
The way men can be measured with how well they do with women and sexual favors. Every man starts with 200 points. deduction amounts are determined by other men.
The Man Point System is as follows:
Quick Kiss: +1
Make out: +5
Feel up: +15
Hand job/finger: +25
Blow Job/ Eat out: +50
Sex: +100 (each different girl)
+ 75 (each time with same girl)
other acts are your choice as long as you have approval by other men
Quick Kiss: +1
Make out: +5
Feel up: +15
Hand job/finger: +25
Blow Job/ Eat out: +50
Sex: +100 (each different girl)
+ 75 (each time with same girl)
other acts are your choice as long as you have approval by other men
Man Point System by chcrampage41 July 28, 2010
systemantic
(adverb) The unintended actions as a result of a system performing whatever it does but not necessarily in the way the originator of the system intended. Play on system and antic.
Systematic is the behavour that the system maker persieves the system is doing.
Systematic is the behavour that the system maker persieves the system is doing.
(1) The Nile Aswan dam generated a lot of electricity and prevented the Nile from flooding - but the desertification of the Nile banks was a systemantic result.
(2) In protecting our children from dirt, processing their food, sanitising their environment, they are becoming sensitive to food, cleaning products and their environment (athsma cases increase, psorisis cases increase, chocolate, peanut, lactose, gluten intolerance...)
"Objects have energy, systems have synergy - and the law of conservation of energy can be applied to synergy. When you create a system, however careful you are, synergy will be formed from whatever the system was formed from. This synergy if not applied back will have unforseen effects."
- John Gall, Systemantics
(2) In protecting our children from dirt, processing their food, sanitising their environment, they are becoming sensitive to food, cleaning products and their environment (athsma cases increase, psorisis cases increase, chocolate, peanut, lactose, gluten intolerance...)
"Objects have energy, systems have synergy - and the law of conservation of energy can be applied to synergy. When you create a system, however careful you are, synergy will be formed from whatever the system was formed from. This synergy if not applied back will have unforseen effects."
- John Gall, Systemantics
systemantic by Stephen Roesner August 15, 2006
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