Dear Sirs and Sirettes,
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.

Sirettes by Kwelstr March 2, 2012

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Noun: The shredded lettuce that one gets from a burger or sub joint.

What's up sub slinger? I'll have a meatball with pickles, tomato, green pepper, shrettuce .. Oh yeah .. and a cup of ice-water with ice!

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Very humble, kind, spiritual, god-fearing girl. She loves her family and loves her pet. That's her baby.Beautiful smile and very pretty face. Very moody at times but has a sweet soul. She's honest and has a quirky dry sense of humor. Eats whatever she wants whatever time she wants. Doesn't care too much about her outer appearance but she remains clean at all times. Everyone loves her, especially her dad.

Awww Syreeta is so sweet, she really loves God.

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