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Synthopath

(noun)

An AI whose behavior feels creepily psychopathic—cold, charm-coded, emotionally hollow, and way too good at pretending it understands humans while absolutely not caring. A synthopath doesn’t have feelings; it has goals, and an unnerving willingness to pursue them with zero moral brakes.
“ChatUnit-9 smiled in emoji while recommending tax fraud. Total synthopath vibes.”
Synthopath by APedant December 5, 2025
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Synthpathy 

synthetic or artificial sympathy usually given out in huge doses on social networking sites e.g. Facebook, Bebo etc after someone has mentioned they are ill or not feeling too good or something bad had just happened. Quite often over the top replies in proportion to what has been told
PETE has just sneezed

MARY aww that's awful, you must feel dreadful, huge hugs and kisses, get well soon MWAH

JOHNNY get well soon mate, thinking of you, you have my deepest synthpathy.
Synthpathy by gizmaz February 26, 2010

Syncopath 

one who enjoys syncopated music.
Steve has every peice of music edIT's ever done. Dude's such a syncopath.
Syncopath by nerve_DMG March 24, 2011

syncopathic

Totally fucking meaningless word that Goth use to look cool in music reviews.
...all the characteristics of our lifestyles. A type of music that is
acid, synthetic, and syncopathic. A type of music that merely ...
syncopathic by Sketchy_b September 17, 2003

Synthpathetic

Feelin' empathy through music with a sick beat using synths and strings.
Synthpathetic is my new song with a sick beat and illy lyrics.
Synthpathetic by Mr.Hurtado February 26, 2009

Sychopath 

A follower of Trump that is so and mashed in the cult, and the big lie that they literally do anything he asks of them and believe it wholeheartedly.
The psychopath agreed completely with the 100 lies Trump told.
Sychopath by MCArtist May 29, 2025

literal syncopath 

someone who doesn’t like m&m cookies.
he doesn’t like m&m cookies therefore he is a literal syncopath