Synthpathy 

synthetic or artificial sympathy usually given out in huge doses on social networking sites e.g. Facebook, Bebo etc after someone has mentioned they are ill or not feeling too good or something bad had just happened. Quite often over the top replies in proportion to what has been told

PETE has just sneezed

MARY aww that's awful, you must feel dreadful, huge hugs and kisses, get well soon MWAH

JOHNNY get well soon mate, thinking of you, you have my deepest synthpathy.

Synthpathy by gizmaz February 26, 2010

Synthpathetic

Feelin' empathy through music with a sick beat using synths and strings.

Synthpathetic is my new song with a sick beat and illy lyrics.

Synthpathetic by Mr.Hurtado February 26, 2009

Synthopath

(noun)

An AI whose behavior feels creepily psychopathic—cold, charm-coded, emotionally hollow, and way too good at pretending it understands humans while absolutely not caring. A synthopath doesn’t have feelings; it has goals, and an unnerving willingness to pursue them with zero moral brakes.

“ChatUnit-9 smiled in emoji while recommending tax fraud. Total synthopath vibes.”

Synthopath by APedant December 5, 2025