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(adj) Drunk and sketchy, often disappearing with little or no explanation. A person cannot be faulted for being swonky, but they must recognize by at least the next morning that they were acting in a swonky manner.
Ex: "Quit being such a swonky, crusty-ass skank. You disappeared on me!" "Sorry, I know I was swonky..."
Swonky by swonkygirl April 16, 2011
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slang for 'swamp donkey' - term used to express disgust toward the nasty, wallee, sliza(sleezy), girls (seldom but possibly guys) that are generally found in lounges, bars, clubs, etc. (sometimes in your own home or front yard should you find yourself involved with someone who's father, brother, son, etc. has very low standards or extremely poor taste)
commonly known to create nausea, lack of sexual function or desire and confusion upon awakening from a night of wearing beer goggles should she still be with you at this time. If you or a loved one encounters this situation you must; immediatley evacuate or remove the swonkey, shower thourghly with antibacterial soap and HOT water, brush teeth and rinse with Listerine (or Scope), wash (or burn) exposed articles of clothing before wearing again, drink a minumum of 64 ounces of water followed by 1 full dose of Bentonite or equivalent detoxifier and last but not least have another beer!
an overweight person (generally female) found hanging around the drunkest guy in the bar, pub, club or similar atmosphere,
usually seen rubbing her foobs (fat boobs) on anyone who will allow the disgraceful behavior portrayed by the swonkey
swonkey by Burns75 March 24, 2009
A hot, humid night in the south that causes one to feel stinky, sticky, sweaty, and swompy.

One who feels swompy in the south on a humid night.
Damn, I'm swonky out here! Let's go inside.

SC evenings are swonky in August.
swonky by thatsouth July 13, 2023
mix of the words "SWANKY" and "WONKY" . Swanky meaning: awesome!cool!dope!glamourous! Wonky meaning: weird!strange!crazy!trippy!
Oh sh*t this tune is swonky!

Hey man, Stay Swonky! B)
I don't know, after that LSD trip , everything seems SWONKY af!
swonky by edmdictionary October 31, 2017
The act of having oral sex under water
We went upstairs and swonkled in the bathtub!
Swonkle by SuperStreetCat September 23, 2011
used to state something thats Unreliable or untrustworthy
example 1. Oi, bruv! you should not ride that whip, ting is swonkey

example 2. Yo Kev, why are you linkin up with dem manna? they be swonkey!
swonkey by badmanchoof December 5, 2016