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Swirly whirly 

A swirly whirly is when you throw a beer at your partner but then lick the contents of the beer off there butthole in a circular motion with your tongue.
He gave me the best swirly whirly for Valentine’s Day.

Swirly Whirly 

The name for the hair doo one sports after being on the receiving end a swirly.
Check out Malphred's Swirly Whirly. Looks like the Seniors finally caught up with him.

Anus swirly whirly 

An Anus swirly whirly is when a person in given a swirly while there is shit in the toilet and while being fisted in the anus.
“Damn Alex Got it yesterday in the bathroom, they gave him a Anus swirly whirly.“
Anus swirly whirly by -mimic_bean- October 24, 2020

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026