Cist

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A bump of fluid on either your head, wrist, or knee.
To get rid of smack with bible.
Warning: Takes time to dissapear.

D00d, that bible didn't cure Nikki's Cist. Ami tried her best.

Cist by AmiandNikki January 19, 2010

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Cist

Lump????????????

How's your mom's cist?

Cist by Biddy Mc Cist October 30, 2003

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Buddy cist

A cist that is usually located somewhere visible (like the face) and is often regarded as a crucial part of that person's look.

Dude 1: "Hey man, you look different, did you get a haircut?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I got my cist removed from my face."
Dude 1: "Why the hell did you remove your buddy cist man? It gave you character!"

Buddy cist by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

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Wii-cist

Someone who thinks the Wii is inferior to the XBOX360 and the PS3 for unreasonable reasons.

Bob: The Wii is the worst console ever, because it's graphics suck, and the only games on it are party games for 3 year olds!! XBOX360 FTW!!!!

Mike: Great, the last thing we need in this world are more Wii-cists!!

Wii-cist by stupidNinja August 16, 2010

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Ray cist

A statement that would get you cancelled on twitter for being racist, especially if you are white.

"I don't like Barak Obama."

"Bro, that's ray cist."

Ray cist by catcatcatco February 23, 2021

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Femboy-cist

Someone who is racist or has a phobia of Femboys!

A: "I hope that femboy dies and gets sold into slavery!"
B: "Hey! Stop, that's *Femboy-cist*!"

Femboy-cist by Maddiers July 28, 2022

Ye-cist

An anti-Semitic follower of the artist formerly known as "Kanye West".

Hey buttercup, quit being a ye-cist to your banker and movie studio.

Ye-cist by slickback_Catlin November 29, 2022

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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