Swingline Stapler
Matt- "Bring a knife to a gunfight? Fuck that, I'll bring a Swingline Stapler!"
Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*
Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*
Swingline Stapler by Melvin the Stapler Molester December 5, 2009
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red swingline stapler
The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.
After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.
Have you seen my stapler?
I'm going to burn the building down.
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.
--live to staple; staple to live!"
Have you seen my stapler?
I'm going to burn the building down.
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.
--live to staple; staple to live!"
red swingline stapler by brahm2 September 27, 2003
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Red Swingline Stapler
The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.
Red Swingline Stapler by RevoBumblebee March 22, 2020
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