Swimmers Ear 

When the male sexual partner pulls out just before ejaculation,in the old english school boy style, and proceeds to release his ejaculate wildly onto his female partners facial region. A sample of his load then seeps into her auditory member,left or right, and causing symptoms that would be diagnosed as swimmers ear.

Male: "hey babe is that hair gel in your ear?"
Female: "No, but I think i showered to long because my ear is killing me! I think I may have gotten Swimmers ear."

Swimmers Ear by Harder, J.R. June 24, 2008

swimmers ear 

when you cum in a girls EAR

oooh shit i justcame in your ear now you have SWIMMERS EAR

swimmers ear by YO SON whats GOOD July 6, 2006

Swimmers Ear 

The act of a man blowing a load into the face of an unexpecting victim.

I was so pissed the first time I got Swimmers Ear.

Swimmers Ear by OHMF January 8, 2012

Sticky Swimmers Ear 

When a Man is getting a blow job and right before he reaches climax he turns the womans head and Ejaculates in her ear.

" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max

Sticky Swimmers Ear by G-spunktastic January 13, 2010

Swimmer's ear 

You stick your penis into a womens ear and get ear wax on penis. Then you insert your waxy cock into her pussy using the ear wax as lube.

when micheal heard about swimmer's ear from his friend he inserted his waxy penis into tiffany's vagina. she was thrilled at how sticky her pussy was and how good it felt.

Swimmer's ear by Juicybigsausage March 5, 2015

Swimmer's ear 

When you're fingering a girl and give her a wet willy with said finger(s)

Man, I'd love to give Sarah Palin swimmer's ear

Swimmer's ear by Brett Short November 20, 2010

Swimmer's Ear 

When a guy pulls out and nuts in the girl's ear. He then proceeds to kick her in the shin.

Hey Glenn, I gave Wendi a wicked Swimmer's Ear.

Swimmer's Ear by Collin Mancack September 15, 2008