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Boy's Can Swim Soiree

The party thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father. The party typically includes, fine meat, such as aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion in a get away weekend of fun and based around the lollygagging and tom foolery that dudes enjoy with pulling over another.
Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father. His friend Deed replied, how about we take you upstate for a Boy's Can Swim Soiree?
Boy's Can Swim Soiree by manfun January 18, 2012
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Council Rock North Men's Swim Team 

The most awesome, perverted, and crazy group of men that have ever lived on this earth! They attract women by the hundreds in their glorious speedos. Every man wants to be like them and every women want to be fucked by one. They are coached by the most hardened swimming veterans. One said to be a man of steel, and the other a condor! These men are truly top dogs amoung society and will cut down any man who interfears with their fellow North Swimmer.

Bang-a-rang!
Rufio, Rufio, Ru-Fi-Oooo!!!
"The Council Rock North Men's Swim Team"- Badass Mo-Fo's that every women wants to fuck, and are truly the best of the best

snake's gotta swim 

"Excuse me. Snake's gotta swim."
snake's gotta swim by nikki January 13, 2007

swim shady 

The horniest betta fish in all of the lands and seas, and rice paddies.
Damn Swim Shady you're so horny.
swim shady by Appaloosa2015 January 18, 2017

Swim shoulders 

Girls that have been hit by the ugly stick. A girl with huge shoulders, which typically has manly bodily and facial features.
I can’t bring home this girl to meet my mother, she got swim shoulders!
Swim shoulders by DMU77 September 1, 2019

swim standing 

He stank so he went to swim standing
swim standing by Dimnsmart February 9, 2018

swim swims 

A term used in a omen commercial, probably referring to semen.
gamer: I have powerful swim swims
swim swims by PowerfulSwimSwims December 26, 2020