swift middle school 

a dogshit school where in 2020-2021 they made school lunches free but taste worse than my grandmother's ashes, where half the kids get off to hentia or the emo kid in the back of the class, where the current 8th grade math teacher literally has a heart attack when you close your eyes longer than 3 seconds, literally the best teachers here are the social studies/LEAD teachers and the RA teacher(s) besides the art one, she's a karen.

OP: Do you remember Swift Middle School?
Reply: Why would i remember that place? the teachers were terrible and the food was atleast 60 days old

swift middle school by SmokeyTheFur May 12, 2021

Swift Middle School 

A stupid middle school with retarded kids and kids that want nudes all the time also smoke try to sell drugs and do drugs. Also there are some kids that are just plain sluts

Swift Middle School is hell

Swift Middle School by ToBeGoneForLife October 8, 2019

Swift Middle School 

Great teachers, great principals, absolute straight up plastic for food, white trash including horse girls, vsco girls, nicotine addicts, potheads, pot sellers, school shooters, basic thots who think they're thiqqqq with 4 q's, and fake hicks and hillbillys. The food is radioactive waste from the peach bottom power plant. The water from the water fountains is straight chlorine from my grandmother's pool. Off brand Charli Damelio's are EVERYWHERE looking for Lil Huddy. Only half the clocks work. go follow @solanco_garbage on instargram!

I go to Swift Middle School in Solanco. Its trash!

Swift Middle School by wsxcvbnmko January 21, 2020

Swift middle school 

A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING

Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*

Swift middle school by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019