swift

A kid whos name is Alex Swift. Known for the two gaping things under his nose that reminds me of dry flapping vaginas. I hate that faggot.

Was swift with ant russian all night last night?? Damn...Swift is such a pussy-fart.

by Rush Owens February 15, 2005

swift

Someone who talks with a lisp.

" damn Cameron you munt, you have the biggesth lithp i have ever thseen. Your swift mouth moveth quickly".

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

swift

Trixter which disregards the kicking side and places a main emphassas on flips

"fuck swift has the mean wallflip"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

swift

To take a shit also known as back droppin or booboo

I shouldn't have drank all of that milk. I need to take me an old swift.

by lordzig84 May 25, 2006

A Swift

By alluding to a faux-pas made by a famous person, you unknowingly give that person a popularity boost.

"Did you see the MTV Video Awards the other night?"
"Yeah, did you see what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift?"
"Oh, man, don't even. You are totally trying to sell me a Swift."

by skayrlae September 16, 2009

swift

-to be swift, like being blonde only not as "duragatory"

-Crystal:How come you dont have to refill your gas fireplace?
-Now that, is just pure swiftness.

by Regina Fillangee March 4, 2005

Phil Swift

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.

All hail Phil Swift!

by Isurboi999 April 20, 2018