Swiffer Nipples

when a woman has breasts that hang down too far for whatever reason.

Do you think zack's new girlfriend looks good?
That freighter has terrible Swiffer Nipples.

Swiffer Nipples by leatz July 11, 2006

nipple sniffer 

The Act of someone being so short compared to their boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are the perfect height for one to sniff the others nipples.

Guy one: she's so short compared to him
Guy two : she must be a nipple sniffer

nipple sniffer by Double penetration train October 24, 2014