Swanson's Angry Man Dinners 

The seldom seen frozen dinner similar to Swanson's "Hungry Man" dinners for men who are not only hungry, but have anger management difficulties, as well.

It was introduced in an episode of The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy" It was a sponsor of a case study involving Flanders and his anger as a child.

Swanson's Angry Man Dinners: Now with boneless Southern Fried Chicken!

Swanson's Angry Man Dinners by XdElIrIuM June 14, 2004

Swinson’s Law 

One step on from Malcolm’s Law, Swinson’s Law states that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong, in the worst possible way, at the worst possible time and will all sorts of unforeseen and unpleasant fallout effects. Named after Jo Swinson who appeared from political obscurity in UK as Leader of the Liberal Democrats and announced that if she got into power she would reverse the decision to leave the European Union in contravention of the will of the British people, not very liberal or democratic. A rather silly woman who would be out of her depth in a car park puddle.

“Malcolm says he just loves Jo Swinson and hopes she gets into power.”
“No surprise there, Swinson’s law compared to Malcolm's law makes him look good.”

Swinson’s Law by AKACroatalin November 3, 2019

Swanson's dinner 

a cheap TV dinner that's actually pretty decent

I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with yo name on it.

Swanson's dinner by Nick D February 27, 2003

Swanson's disease 

A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function

Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom

Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre

Fred: 'Did you hear about Han's diagnosis of Stage 5 Swanson's disease?'
Mogus: 'oh dear'

Swanson's disease by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022

The Swanson’s 

A group of people dedicated to the gym, they exercise every morning together, as their muscles grow, so do their friendships!

Did you see the Swanson’s at the gym this morning? They were building muscle and their friendships!

The Swanson’s by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020

Swanson's Doomp 

A fat dip of smokeless tobacco, any dip >1/3 of the can of deezy.

Yo dawg, I lost my can. Can I bum a Swanson's doomp?

Swanson's Doomp by Vladomir69 November 6, 2012

swenson spoon 

the act of dating girls that are entirely to young for you

kris got arrested for pulling a swenson spoon

swenson spoon by ckennedy August 2, 2008