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Sweaty Goal 

When a person in a online FIFA game dribbles to the touch line, or near post as close as possible, until the keeper rushes them. Then the player performs the "sweaty" action of crossing or lead passing the ball to their team mate, who's cherry picking the open net, which leads to a "sweaty goal."
-*Team on a break away*
- Awwwww fuck these homos are about to make it sweaty
- *Player dribbles up to the keeper and chips it to his team mate leaving an open net*
- (Game Commentator) "Attempting to feed Cristiano Ronaldo!"
- (Game Commentator) "WHAT A GOALLLLLLL!!!!)
- What a bunch of sweaty fucks! It takes no skill to make those sweaty goals fuck!
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Sweaty Goal 

Scoring a sweaty goal is when 3 guys have 3 girls lined up, gagging for their piece. You spend a specified amount of time on each girl and by the time all 3 of you are on your last girl, you release the Kraken, unleash the beast, score the sweaty goal. And at the moment of this climax you scream "Goala goala goaaaalllliiiiissseeeeeeemmmooooohhhhhhh, hat-trick-hat-trick, goaaaaalllllololololol". And then pursue to leave the room sharply as all 3 girls have received a sweaty goal. You could also have variations, such as a Sweaty Brace if there is 2 guys and girls, and also just a plain Sweaty, for 1 girl and 1 guy.
Mate, last night, 3 of us had these 3 girls and all scored a sweaty goal, biblical.
Sweaty Goal by BareLulzzz September 28, 2011

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026