sweat pants

the most beautiful invention ever to grace mankind
the most comfortable pair of pants you will ever fashion upon yourself
the epitomy of wonderfulness
i wear sweat pants almost every day
by Ghost A March 03, 2007
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sweat pants

the things your parents wear and u get really embarassed when they do in public
mom change out of your sweat pants
by smaso February 19, 2005
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sweat pant boner

1.When one achieves a penile erection whilst wearing sweat pants, making the erection extremely noticeable
2.a stiffness of the sweat pant
1." I can't get up right now, everyone will see my sweat pant boner."
by D-bo January 17, 2004
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sweat-pant swagger

When someone is walking way too damn slow due to the fact that their pants are sagging, and thus causing them to walk too slow.
Person A:The asshole 10 feet in front of us is causing a jam in the hallway cos of his sweat-pant swagger!

Person B: Yeah, dude, I know!!
by HonorsTrack January 12, 2011
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