Swassh 

The word "swassh" rhythms with wash.

1. Sweaty ass shit smell on a hot muggy day left on the seat of a chair

2. Brown streak sometimes seen in underwear (male and female)

3. After a friendly embrace, the other person smells like wet dog shit

" Dude the front seat of your car smells like swassh."

" That wet spot you left on the chair smells like wet shit"

(After leaving the restroom) "Did you wipe your ass good? You smell like fresh shit."

"This locker room smells like swassh".

Swassh by W21 October 18, 2011

Swass Bandit 

A man or woman wielding a weapon, i.e. a gun, knife, or deadly fists that demand you allow them to take your underwear in collateral with your life. The Swass Bandit may go impromptu during the theft and demand you spread your butt cheeks so they can sniff and lick your sweaty asshole. This will usually happen within the hottest months of the summer.

Whilst walking home home from work, it was really hot and I was ambushed by a Swass Bandit. She came out of the bushes and demanded to sniff my panties. I happily obliged as the knife was sharp, and readily spread my ass cheeks to indulge the Swass Bandits fetish.

Swass Bandit by Rimjob Ninja May 22, 2013

Sasshole

Combination of the word "sassy" and "asshole". A person of great sarcastic wit, with the only thing keeping them from being a complete and utter asshole is their intentional comedic sass.

Person #1: "Did you hear what Matthew said yesterday?"
Person #2: "No, but I hear his Z-formation was impeccable!"
Person #1: "He is such a sasshole!"

Sasshole by TheOrangeTicTac January 22, 2014

Sasshole

1.) referring to a person who is both sassy and an asshole
2.) a hole or orifice from which sass emits

I tried to return some pants and the sasshole behind the counter wouldn't let me without a receipt.
or
Shut your sasshole!

Sasshole by mckrab January 19, 2017

Swashington 

A sex position; a cross between the wheelbarrow and the swirlie

Brian: I can't believe you gave Sara a swashington.
Matt: I know. Can you believe she let me swash her?

Swashington by Tyranitar September 21, 2009

Swassicle 

swass-ic-le
noun \swassˈī-kəl\

A hanging piece of ice formed when ass sweat drips down from something.
(such as a your ass)

"I've been walking for so long in the cold that my butt has swassicles"

Swassicle by Sundog_ November 16, 2013

Glaswegian Swashbuckle 

The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.

Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...

Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**

Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.

Glaswegian Swashbuckle by MigDaSlickest March 7, 2018