Swamp donkey

An older dirtleg that has got a blowed out tator biscuit due to decades of dicks

That bitch looks like a swamp donkey!

by Outlawyankee87 February 4, 2020

Swamp donkey

White truck that is dirty and little and tough. Usually driven by a country boy going hunting.

That swamp donkey sure can drive fast. A country boy’s mode of transportation that is always covered in mud, like a donkey in the swamp.

by Country Fun truck May 10, 2018

Swamp donkey

I’m baseball/softball it means when u hit a fucking bomb of someone usually a Homer,Triple or Double

Damn Ben Dover just hit a SWAMP DONKEY of Anna Bortion

by SwampDonkeyFoLife April 20, 2022

Swamp donkey

In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.

Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.

by Haha by Baja and May 10, 2022

Swamp donkey

A girl hoodrat in East Texas....swamp= dirty & donkey=ass

"I bet that SWAMP DONKEY proves the definition of the name"

by Limonlime funyon June 24, 2023

Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Swamp donkey

Canadian slang for the majestic moose

Look at the rack on that swamp donkey!!!

by Carsnharleys April 2, 2019