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Swallowday 

A phrase used for those special occasions (ie. Birthday, Christmas, Anniversary) when a woman bestows your wishes and gives the gift of swallowing, rather than her norm of spitting.
I have been avoiding asparagus and garlic and pushing the pineapple and candied ginger, I have a Swallowday this week.

Her: Hey what do you want to do for your birthday?
Him: I'd like to catch a game, hit a few bars then celebrate my Swallowday.
Swallowday by Crowsnest July 27, 2011
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Salloway 

Of or pertaining to one who is lazy and eats alot, often someone who dislikes others calling him fat or obese. If someone is a salloway, then they spend alot of time with there food, sometimes naming and/or befriending it.
Mathew was a "salloway", he disliked being called fat by his friends, and his friend was Mr. Twink, the twinkie.
Salloway by RagingH November 5, 2010

swallowable 

When the taste of a man's sperm is not objectionable. Usually refering to oral sex and the decision to swallow or spit after cim.
Dave tried to convince his date that not only was his sperm swallowable, but that most girls just loved the taste of his cum.
swallowable by JBlackbird January 1, 2009

Swallowable 

Those pills, *points to pills* are swallowable
Swallowable by PakAttack151 January 31, 2005

Swallowback 

(Noun) To vomit a little in your mouth, and then gulp it down again, usually as the result of seeing something hideous. Can also be used as a unit of measurement in extreme cases.
Guy 1: Did you see that girl's beergut spilling out under her top?

Guy 2: Yes i did, gave me two gulps of swallowback.
Swallowback by andreijizzek July 31, 2010

Swallowy Bottom 

A bottom whose sexual prowess is so advanced that he simply "swallows" his partner during intercourse
Do you know Mark? Yes, I know Mark, hes a big ole Swallowy Bottom!
Swallowy Bottom by axelfly January 10, 2015

swallowmybody 

One of the most active members of Whimit.com, a Russian online community of some 30,000 teenagers from the Tri-State area. He can be found on the Whimit.com forums where he shares somewhat distinct views with his fellow peers. Being older than the rest of the members, he’s acknowledged as one of the driving forces of the Whimit.com community as a whole and is renowned for his sharp tongue and clear thinking.
Calling on Ascetics: Is there anyone in here who does not feel horny, lascivious and lustful?

Same as kleptomania, when sick bastards steal for no reason. Now, you want to protect those people too and give them all the legal rights to steal? Why not?

How did you figure that out? I think it's wrong-wrong. And I'm not talking about the platonic type of love here.

And I learned one more lesson - don't ask questions to get a YES if you know the answer will be a NO. Because if you hear the NO-NO part, it will make you mad and upset that you were stupid enough to start asking.

Do I give a fuck about reading a FAQ that you've written? No!

I write this because I think about you and about what you are doing. I miss you. I tell everybody how much I like you. Why don't you come to me and talk to me face to face? Are you embarrassed? Are you scared? Are you disgusted? Are you out of you mind?!

The note of sarcasm in your last sentence was necessary. Nobody wants to admit that we actually do ask for something from people that can be thought as our enemies.
swallowmybody by Elijah March 24, 2004
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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