Swallowday 

A phrase used for those special occasions (ie. Birthday, Christmas, Anniversary) when a woman bestows your wishes and gives the gift of swallowing, rather than her norm of spitting.

I have been avoiding asparagus and garlic and pushing the pineapple and candied ginger, I have a Swallowday this week.

Her: Hey what do you want to do for your birthday?
Him: I'd like to catch a game, hit a few bars then celebrate my Swallowday.

Swallowday by Crowsnest July 27, 2011

Salloway 

Of or pertaining to one who is lazy and eats alot, often someone who dislikes others calling him fat or obese. If someone is a salloway, then they spend alot of time with there food, sometimes naming and/or befriending it.

Mathew was a "salloway", he disliked being called fat by his friends, and his friend was Mr. Twink, the twinkie.

Salloway by RagingH November 5, 2010

swallowable 

When the taste of a man's sperm is not objectionable. Usually refering to oral sex and the decision to swallow or spit after cim.

Dave tried to convince his date that not only was his sperm swallowable, but that most girls just loved the taste of his cum.

swallowable by JBlackbird January 1, 2009

Swallowable 

Able to be swallowed.

Those pills, *points to pills* are swallowable

Swallowable by PakAttack151 January 31, 2005

Swallowback 

(Noun) To vomit a little in your mouth, and then gulp it down again, usually as the result of seeing something hideous. Can also be used as a unit of measurement in extreme cases.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl's beergut spilling out under her top?

Guy 2: Yes i did, gave me two gulps of swallowback.

Swallowback by andreijizzek July 31, 2010

Swallowy Bottom 

A bottom whose sexual prowess is so advanced that he simply "swallows" his partner during intercourse

Do you know Mark? Yes, I know Mark, hes a big ole Swallowy Bottom!

Swallowy Bottom by axelfly January 10, 2015

swallowmybody 

One of the most active members of Whimit.com, a Russian online community of some 30,000 teenagers from the Tri-State area. He can be found on the Whimit.com forums where he shares somewhat distinct views with his fellow peers. Being older than the rest of the members, he’s acknowledged as one of the driving forces of the Whimit.com community as a whole and is renowned for his sharp tongue and clear thinking.

Calling on Ascetics: Is there anyone in here who does not feel horny, lascivious and lustful?

Same as kleptomania, when sick bastards steal for no reason. Now, you want to protect those people too and give them all the legal rights to steal? Why not?

How did you figure that out? I think it's wrong-wrong. And I'm not talking about the platonic type of love here.

And I learned one more lesson - don't ask questions to get a YES if you know the answer will be a NO. Because if you hear the NO-NO part, it will make you mad and upset that you were stupid enough to start asking.

Do I give a fuck about reading a FAQ that you've written? No!

I write this because I think about you and about what you are doing. I miss you. I tell everybody how much I like you. Why don't you come to me and talk to me face to face? Are you embarrassed? Are you scared? Are you disgusted? Are you out of you mind?!

The note of sarcasm in your last sentence was necessary. Nobody wants to admit that we actually do ask for something from people that can be thought as our enemies.

swallowmybody by Elijah March 24, 2004