Swagger of a Cripple

To have an extremely large amount of swagger. Cripples may not literally "swag" when they travel, but cripples ARE SWAG.

I've got the swagger of a cripple, muthaf**ka IM AWESOME!

Swagger of a Cripple by Spiderpig12344 November 16, 2011

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swagger of a cripple

when you're walking with a swagger, but it's because you got injured.

Tom: Yo dude, Joe broke his leg
Bob: Haha yeah he's got the swagger of a cripple

swagger of a cripple by tgkoerxidx September 10, 2011

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