Suspection
Suspection by Dana Pritchard October 20, 2007
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suspection
suspection by Meloncita December 14, 2008
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Independent Suspension
Independent Suspension, slang
1) Up in your face breasts that don't sag at all
2) Great knockers, often breast implants
1) Up in your face breasts that don't sag at all
2) Great knockers, often breast implants
Independent Suspension by Immodest August 5, 2012
suspension of disbelief
the point at which you must give up all skeptisism, and just accept what goes against all that you think you know.
when odd job, in GOLDFINGER sends a lincoln Continental into the compacter, then places the 5000 or so pound block into the back of a 1964 ranchero, and drives off...well it must had a suspension of disbelief!
suspension of disbelief by sandspit October 18, 2007
Suspension Bridge Effect
The suspension bridge effect happens when a person crosses a suspension bridge and he sees someone of the opposite sex. his fear of falling down causes his heart to pound. He then mistakes that for the heart-pounding feeling felt when falling in love with the opposite sex.
In short, when the other party is in a state of fright and he see you, he will fall in love with you.
Psychologically it would work, but probably not in practice
In short, when the other party is in a state of fright and he see you, he will fall in love with you.
Psychologically it would work, but probably not in practice
Joyce: Scooter, I love you!
Scooter: Stop shaking the bridge
Joyce: be careful, your gonna fall. your gonna fall!
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Ramantha: You know, The "suspension bridge effect" really works! i tried it last time.
Hanna: Yeah! I've heard about that! Thats the way to go about confessing right?
Ramantha: Sure is! How do you think i got Moe to start going out with me?
Scooter: Stop shaking the bridge
Joyce: be careful, your gonna fall. your gonna fall!
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Ramantha: You know, The "suspension bridge effect" really works! i tried it last time.
Hanna: Yeah! I've heard about that! Thats the way to go about confessing right?
Ramantha: Sure is! How do you think i got Moe to start going out with me?
Suspension Bridge Effect by Yesnik Drappehs October 21, 2008
organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound
Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.
Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?
organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound by Telephony April 12, 2015
Faking the Suspension
When somebody pretends that they have been wronged by somebody else (usually a large group of unidentifiable people) in order to gain support that was most likely lost by being lame over a long period of time.
First brought to light by MrChiCity on YouTube in his video "YouTube is Dying (YouTube Exposed) "
Synonyms: attention whoring, cry for help
First brought to light by MrChiCity on YouTube in his video "YouTube is Dying (YouTube Exposed) "
Synonyms: attention whoring, cry for help
YouTuber with decreasing views: *posts video with porn in it*
YouTuber with decreasing views: *flags video with own alternate account before many people can see it*
YouTube: *removes video and suspends account*
YouTuber with decreasing views: YOUTUBE IS BLOCKING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!
Stupid viewers: OMG YOUTUBE IS TERrIBLE!!! WE HAVE TO SUPPORT HIM!!
Smart viewer: nahh, he's just faking the suspension to get you guys to pay attention to him again.
YouTuber with decreasing views: *flags video with own alternate account before many people can see it*
YouTube: *removes video and suspends account*
YouTuber with decreasing views: YOUTUBE IS BLOCKING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!
Stupid viewers: OMG YOUTUBE IS TERrIBLE!!! WE HAVE TO SUPPORT HIM!!
Smart viewer: nahh, he's just faking the suspension to get you guys to pay attention to him again.
Faking the Suspension by Verbesity December 5, 2009
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