sure you will

very sarcastic - means 'i don't really want to know but your going to tell me anyway'

sure you will tell me, you wouldn't not

by samamama September 10, 2017

surely you jest!

"you must be joking!" or "you can't be serious!"

John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!"

John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"

by Polo December 30, 2008

sure you do

Sarcasm. Another way of telling a person that they don't know what they are doing.

Luca: I know what I am doing
Regina: Sure you do

by Jat=y123 June 22, 2014

Surely you jest

An iconic meme used by instagram user glutenpee

“Have you heard of glutencord?”
“Glutencord? Surely you jest”

by Pawgers December 10, 2020

Are you sure

An annoying question asked usually by women to their significant other after they have been given an answer already to a preceding question.

Woman: Honey?
Man: Yes dear?
Woman: Did you take out the trash?
Man: Yes honey I did.
Woman: Are you sure?
Man: (grumbles to himself annoyed "fucking bitch, I just told her I did!")

by cpetkunas June 20, 2019

Are you sure

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by ErlandYt September 5, 2021

Are you sure?

A phrase used to make fun of a person for saying something completely obvious.

Person 1: *drops her purse and already leans to pick it up*
Person 2: you dropped your purse.
Person 1: Are you sure?

by Kayla Pape October 15, 2003