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superman a ho

it's when you skeet on a ho's back, and then the bedsheet sticks to her, making a superman-style cape.
i'm really hoping to superman a ho tonight, cause i'm all kinds of freeky like that.
superman a ho by dmsOne October 16, 2007

superman a ho

Superman-ing a ho is when someone treats his lady with love, loyalty, dignity and respect, much like our man Clark does with Lois. Regardless of how long he may have been trapped in another dimension with the essentially greek goddess Wonder Woman (it was something like 1000 years), Kal-El just says "I'm sorry, but I love Lois."

That's how it's done!
Example of the widely misunderstood "superman a ho":

"Wow Grant, you're grandparents have been together for 80 years and she still holds his hand??"

"Absolutely, Geoff, he's been superman-ing that ho since they met."

"Wicked sick, let's go get snow cones."

superman a ho

What it REALLY means is being so balls-deep in a ho that you can lift your hands and feet up off whatever surface you're screwing on, with your arms out forward and your legs straight back, so you're being supported on top of her only by your groin. Do that, and it looks like you're flying...like Superman.

THAT is what it means.
My date was wigglin her ass so high in the air I just lifted up and superman a ho
superman a ho by Sup Sup Superman January 31, 2008

superman a ho

To consistently lie to a ho whilst wearing glasses.
so there i was getting my dick sucked, and i was all, Britney Spears is a damn fine musician. Thats how I superman a ho. I superman her good.
superman a ho by lex luther March 13, 2008

superman a ho

a rap term used to describe when a male dives head first into a female (Ho's) vagina. it resembles superman flying into a metor. can cause severe vaginal damage.
Wheres ure sister at? i need to superman a ho!
superman a ho by Johoey September 2, 2007

superman a hoe

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and attaches a sheet to simulate a cape.
I superman a hoe and her name was soulja girl and then after I monkey sexed that bitch!
superman a hoe by super_girls69 April 13, 2009