When you take a really annoying, and juvenile song and turn it into a sophisticated master piece that the Queen will operatically recite during one of her royal banquets
Scintillate, scintillate pentagram minific
Feign do I fathom thy nature specific
Loftily poised in the ether capacious
Strongly resembling a gem carbonaceous

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