Suez Canal Crisis
When an exceptionally dry and rough piece of poop gets lodged sideways in your rectum, constipating you for several days. This can be made exceptionally worse with the buildup of the runs / Taco Bell liquid shit attempting to vacate your butthole and causing a massive backpressure.
The only acceptable solution is to manually dig to dislodge the sideways piece with your fingers, or have a small team of your family and friends help with the excavation process.
The only acceptable solution is to manually dig to dislodge the sideways piece with your fingers, or have a small team of your family and friends help with the excavation process.
I ate so much fast food last weekend at 3 am that I've got a Suez Canal Crisis on my hands. Nearly popped a blood vessel pushing on it. I'm going to have to go digging to clear the obstruction. Where's my poop knife?
Suez Canal Crisis by thewalex March 31, 2021
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