sucker stroking

Reminicing over past relationships; missing a female/male partner. Usually always involves R&B music mostly older songs. Also the last step before drunk dialing.

Man Flip be over there listening to Mary J. and texting his ex straight sucker stroking.

sucker stroking by Flip906 December 20, 2013

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sucker stroking

Saying what someone wants to hear, and know that your lying.

tony told his girl she was the best (sucker stroking), knowing damn well she was not.

sucker stroking by Destiny E December 9, 2008

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Sucker Stroking

Like when a dude acts disrespect towards you because a woman is around. He tries to diss you and put you down to make himself look superior to you especially in front of her. He’s Sucker Stroking!

Tom always be Sucker Stroking when Josefina comes around.

Sucker Stroking by GreatUltimate February 10, 2021

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sucker strokin

Feeling sorry for yourself, wishing you could be somewhere you can't. Especially when someone is incarcerated and missing life on the outside.

Tyrone told Ed, "Man dude, I noticed you've been thinking about your girl all day, stop sucker strokin."

sucker strokin by Suzytdogg July 18, 2006

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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