sucker's luck 

Something you have when you've been exiled. People have often given up after they have had this.

For many cases of this, it feels like a trial. Some people may come to the conclusion that they have this too quickly.

You've got sucker's luck
Have you given up?
Does it feel like a trial?
No, you're thinking too fast
You're like marbles on glass

sucker's luck by MarkKB October 21, 2011

sucker's deal 

n. A "sale" price so high that only a sucker would pay it.

To pull off a sucker's deal, retailers often display obscenely high rates as "normal" prices so that a discount would seem comparatively low to a hapless shopper, even if the reduced price is significantly higher than market value.

Sucker's deals are easy to spot, often found in fashion malls or department stores with giant red signs advertising "SALE" or "20% OFF" in bold letters. If a deceptive marketing campaign is executed correctly, the sale items will fly off the shelves, along with their other regularly priced hyper-inflated products.

Of course, this conjob, scam tactic only works on stupid people with lots of disposable income, but apparently there's an abundance of these types in both North America and Europe.

A good rule of thumb to follow is that if a store's advertised SALE price is greater than 20% higher than Internet mail-order market rate (including UPS/Fedex) for exactly the same product, it's a true sucker's deal.

Sucker: "I just came back from a huge sale at (insert rip-off designer clothing store here) and got these jeans at half off!"

You: "How much did you pay?"

Sucker: "It was a deal. $175!"

You: "That sure was a deal. A sucker's deal."

*A fool and his/her money are soon parted*

sucker's deal by Crazy Crazy Carl March 7, 2008

Cock sucker's cramp 

Typically a mouth breather. When the person goes about their day with their mouth slightly open and never fully closed.

Tommy has cock sucker's cramp. He walks around and does his shit with his mouth half open all the time. Probably from sucking so many cocks all the time.

Cock sucker's cramp by CMBC June 25, 2009

Cock Sucker's Cramp 

When you yawn and you get a painful cramp in your jaw/neck area. Sometimes it's so bad that you cannot close your mouth for a bit. It's called cocksucker's cramp because of the expression one does after yawning when he/she realizes she got a cramp it that area.

Chad : Matt yawned and his mouth stayed open for like 2 minutes.

Dan : LOL, Cock Sucker's cramp!

Cock Sucker's Cramp by Groscave December 7, 2012

sucker mc's

1. An amateur rapper/MC who is being made fun off for some particular reason.

2. A Song by the american rap group Run DMC

1. That Guy is just a sucker MC, don't mind him.

2. Have you listened to sucker MC's? The beat is sick!

sucker mc's by sporelover May 27, 2009

Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker

Someone who puts that dumb ass 'joke flew over your head joke' under every oblivious/dumb tiktok comment, defending said oblivious/dumb comment.

You're a Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker, aren't you, you stupid bitch?

Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker by BlahBlahBlahIdkjus March 18, 2026

sucker shit 

Someone who commits cowardly actions to save his own self.

I can't believe you ran away from a fight leaving your boy behind to get jumped. You on some sucker shit.

sucker shit by PeachPlugger9000 October 23, 2017