Suck Shack Share definition Flag A rather drab or lame location such as someones house that exudes a high level of suckiness. Man, Joe's apartment is a real suck shack! There's hardly anything to do there! Suck Shack by mashfanforlife June 8, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Suck Shack mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch