Subway Seat

Silly goofy gay character from the object show HFJONE! Voiced by TopHatTheHat.

Subway Seat: I don't understand that.

Subway Seat by Dandelogan August 28, 2022

Subway Seat Shamer 

Members of the public (social justice sociopaths) who feel compelled to targeted commuters on subway/mass transit lines to give up their seats to perceivably more deserving people, and if rejected, proceeds to take pictures of these commuters to shame on social media, often conveniently leaving out other more able-bodied commuters who are just as able to give up their seats, because then there will be nothing to post on social media.

"At first I didn't know why the seats were all empty on this train but all the commuters were standing. Then I heard a rumor that this subway line is very popular with Subway Seat Shamers. I was told there are hundreds of pictures of passengers taken on this subway line floating around on social media. The comments were brutal."

Subway Seat Shamer by theminoritydude June 23, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016