by Poisonwinter January 3, 2012
1. The remains of an uprooted or chopped down tree
2. A person who is a waste of space. Does nothing with their lives and refuses to talk to anyone, instead reading their messages and never replying back, 'cause you know, it's a stump and shit. They sit there all day and succeed in doing nothing but taking up space.
2. A person who is a waste of space. Does nothing with their lives and refuses to talk to anyone, instead reading their messages and never replying back, 'cause you know, it's a stump and shit. They sit there all day and succeed in doing nothing but taking up space.
by Space Ace 1973 March 7, 2015
The act of saying yes to something, then changing your mind. Usually used for plans or a date.
Also used in the -ed form
Also used in the -ed form
Person 1: Omg I can't believe ... asked you out
Person 2: yeah but I'm planning on Stumping him.
Person 1: did you hear about ... being asked to homecoming?
Person 2: oh yeah I heard ... did it
Person 1: honestly I think he's just gonna get Stumped.
Person 2: yeah but I'm planning on Stumping him.
Person 1: did you hear about ... being asked to homecoming?
Person 2: oh yeah I heard ... did it
Person 1: honestly I think he's just gonna get Stumped.
by YabingYang October 22, 2016
Like humping—gay or straight—but sex with an especially thick penis or "log," with a girth well above the 5.5" average.
His log was as thick as her wrist and stuffed her hole tight when she was stumping him.
Him stumping me in the ass with that monster cock left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week.
Him stumping me in the ass with that monster cock left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week.
by TheCurmudgeon July 2, 2012
Is able to make herself look like the smiling man, likes to stalk literally everyone, Looks like she can kill you and can kill you, no seriously I once saw her kill a man with her thumb, is an actual genius, likes to be known as: Sassy Stump, Saucy Stump, Stretchy Stump, and Sexy Stump. Her fetish is vole.
by Sassy stump December 6, 2018
A person who is full of themselves. These people think the whole world revolves around them and dont care about the effects to their actions. These people are also known as yuppies. Stumps are more serious since they are related to a piece of a tree with no life left. Thus meaning these individuals are stupid as a stump.
by JDIMAGGIO February 13, 2011
by John Poo March 18, 2003