Stuffy dick

When you are using a pillow as a condom and the pillow fluff gets stuck to your dick.

Jana- "do you have a condom?"
Noah- "I've got one better"
Jana- "what are you doing with that pillow?"
*Noah nuts*
Noah- "fuck I got stuffy dick"

by NotBraden December 31, 2018

Dicky Stiffy

Dicky Stiffy is the best way to tell your partner you love her. And it works as a defence technique.

Hot babe: *texting on phone*
Cool guy: Hey girl my DICKY STIFFY UH
Hot babe: *gets married*

by Eatthatpusst445 May 7, 2018