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A small, skinny penis that resembles a pencil that has been broken in half with the head rounded off.
Your poetry better be good, if not, she's going to be pissed when she finds out your using that stubbed pencil.

AKA: Dwarf Dick, Elf Pecker, twigs sick, and Midget Pipe.

One would most likely have Vienne Sausage envy.
by Sneed213 November 10, 2014
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
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