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When a girl yanks a guy's foreskin as far as she can and strums the foreskin like it's a guitar string

The craziest fuck I had was when before sucking my dick, Judy gave me a strum job

Strum Job by The Diddly September 30, 2021

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Scrum-Job

The act of a sexual partner licking the bottom of the nut sack clean of any cheesy debris.

Bethany gave me a scrum-job last night, my balls are smooth as eggs.

Scrum-Job by GloriousLlama92 February 24, 2011

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Strut Job

The act of secretly fondling the naughty parts of unsuspecting strangers while strutting.

" Oh snap! That guy just gave me a strut job! "

Strut Job by Strutty McStruts1 January 22, 2014

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Strim job

The sexual act of using a novelty child's crocodile grabber to nibble the anus.

"Oo my ass looks like a Japanese flag after last nights strim job" said Ellie.

Strim job by heykevin June 2, 2015

Strom-Job

A blow job taken to the next level. Closely related to a Dew-Job, but instead of involving Mountain Dew Voltage being consumed while getting a blow job, the dude eats a Stromboli.

"Dude, last night my girl gave me a killer strom-job and I had to try to not get pepperoni all over her. She was too busy with the sausage, any way!"

Strom-Job by J-Pot December 6, 2009

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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