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String Bass 

A large string instrument which plays very low tones and is, colloquially put, a bitch to carry around. The bass players have one of the hardest jobs in an orchestra, because they must keep a steady beat (to prevent the violins from speeding up or slowing down), but they must also change their tempo if the violins ignore their beat. The strings are usually tuned E, A, D, and G, in ascending order.
Sam: "Do I get to park in a handicapped parking spot because I have to carry a bass around?"

David: "No."

Sam: "Well, I should."

David: "Yeah. It's hard work, but playing string bass is awesome."

Sam: "Indeed."
String Bass by therealrustyspork October 11, 2009
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String Bass 

The best and most glorious of the instruments, although ridiculously large and loud. The strings are E, A, D, and G, also known as Death, Ok, Nice, and Good. The bassist's job is to act as a metronome (and to keep the violins from rushing). Be nice to them, they try their best.
Person A: Hey, I just started playing the string bass!

Person B: Good choice. It's totally the best instrument.
String Bass by word child March 11, 2017

String Bass 

The underrated instrument in an orchestra. A string bass is the largest instrument in an orchestra, and has the lowest notes, and is the quietest instrument. In ascending order, the bass has the E string, A string, D, string, and G string. The basss purpose in an orchestra is to keep a tempo usually for other instruments in the orchestra. Basses don’t always do this, they can have the melody, it’s just not so common. It’s also not an easy instrument to play, it’s quite difficult. It’s still a wonderful instrument to play that can create beautiful music. The orchestra also depends on the bass to be on the beat to keep the other instruments in sync with each other, and to be in tune. The bass is really an important instrument. Don’t give bass players any crap, it can really get to them sometimes. They’re important!
Person A: What’s that big instrument in the back of the orchestra?

Person B: Oh! That’s a string bass!

Person A: It doesn’t do much.

Person B: Well, actually, it does. You may not be able to hear it too well, but the bass is keeping the rest of the orchestra on the beat and in tune!

Person A: Wow, it sounds like the orchestra really relies on the bass a lot.

Person B: They do, but they don’t like to admit it. They just give them a lot of crap.

Person A: Wow. They shouldn’t do that.

Person B: IKR!

String bass 

Bass instrument of the string family as opposed to the tuba or sousaphone of the brass family. In years past it was common for instrumentalists to be proficient in both instruments; tuba and string bass. Brass bass is easier to march with for parades and such. While string bass is often preferred in instances such as concert and dance ensembles because it is physically less effort to play over longer periods of time
I can bow my string bass night long
String bass by FiSH March 24, 2020

Six String Bass 

A bass guitar, usually electric, that has six strings instead of the normal five or four. John Myung, the beast bassist from Dream Theater and Liquid Tension Experiment, uses one.
Man, John Myung was groovin' on his six string bass with Liquid Tension Experiment last night on Chris & Kevin's Excellent Adventure.
Six String Bass by EmoShallBurn December 17, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026