Stretch Lemur 

The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.

Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"

Stretch Lemur by Silent Z 91 May 18, 2011

Stretchlemur

The act of fingering a small puppy, while lighting a blunt with a pencil, drawing a picture with your toes, listening to Duran Duran, and watching skat porn; To completely rape somebody in every aspect of everything and anything ever imagined in the whole entire universe.

Oh....damn....I just stretchlemurred the piss out of you.

Stretchlemur by ChillyWilly321 May 21, 2011