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Streatham and Clapham High 

A school for rich girls who think they're roadmen when they actually have a private trust fun and a personal butler. The staff are crap and the school fees are wasted on expensive grand pianos for the headmaster.
Those Streatham and Clapham High girls were looking fine in their black puff ups and air maxes!
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Streatham and Clapham High 

A school for slags which pretends to be posh but really is a public school deep down. The SLT are shit and the girls all pretend to act like roadmen but in reality all have a university fund.
Those Streatham and Clapham High girls were looking fine in their grey blazers and Nike shoes!

Streatham and Clapham High School

A school where you will get bullied, get an eating disorder, off your self. Oh and of course vape in the toilet every day.
Doctor: Oh you went to Streatham and Clapham High School, that’s why you have lung cancer.
SCHS Student: Yh them vapes did me dirty.
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026