Attorney: Sir, how many straws did you smoke that day?

Witness: What?
by the clash December 05, 2008
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Something killing the turtles SO STOP USING THEM
chic 1~ want me to grab you a straw
Chic 2~ ya and why don’t you murder a puppy while your at it
by Notyourchic May 13, 2019
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She sucked on my straw.
I let her suck on my straw.
I whipped out my straw.
She saw my straw and was amazed.
by Ganjaguy May 02, 2008
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the act of inserting coffee straws into the coin slot of a 4 or 2 quarter Foosball table/Jitz table, to get a free game. usually can work on pool tables and air hockey tables =)
"yo, damn, dude we played like 100 games for free, cause the owner strawed the tables for us"
by jitz freak August 11, 2005
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When you wake up in the morning after a long night of alcoholic beverage intake, can't walk straight, and have your neighbor to drive you to Ihop
"Man, I was so Strawed this morning. Thank god Rachel drove me."
by Bringingitwayback January 17, 2016
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Basically, you use ninja-like tactics to put a straw on someones person (pocket, hood, bag, etc.) The object is to do this without being caught. You get a point if the straw remains for three or more seconds. More points may be added depending on how badass it is.
Walking through a public place with ninja strawers (those who straw, or participate in strawing). Ninja strawers place straw in the hood of a person walking in front of them. Could also be placed in bags/purses, pockets, pants, etc.
by spicemuffin February 19, 2012
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