this is analogous to "hitting the hay", meaning to sleep.
Boy: I'm gonna go to my bedroom to slap the straw.
Mother: Alright, have fun.
by Slappin' my straw. January 24, 2011
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Only what every single cool kid ever uses if they care about saving the turtles...
Oh, yeah, my metal straw has one hole.
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Verb; straw jacking means to move your straw in an up and down or back and forth quick motion to extract the remainder of alcohol/juice from a beverage with ice.
Ugh, I've been straw jacking this Mojito for 10 minutes! I should just go to the bar and order another one!!!
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A Mud Straw is a dildo covered in poop. The straw is a reference to a scarecrow and the mud is a reference to poop.
Damn it girl, I'm sick and tired of coming home from work and finding your mud straw in the kitchen sink every damn day.
by Ranchgirls December 24, 2020
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To get or draw the short straw means to be chosen for something no one wants.
Poor guy. He drew the short straw this time. I'm glad I don't have to do it.
by rtilley October 15, 2013
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Out of desparation, the act of reaching or stretching for a solution, no matter how irrational or inconsequential. Literally - a drowning person who, unable to find any substantial floatation immediately at had, attempts to save himself from certain death by grabbing hold of a few stray pieces of straw floating on the water within arm's length.
The Senator from Florida, caught red-handed sending lewd and lascivious text messages to underage male pages, was clutching at straws for an alibi and escape. Alcoholism? Resignation?
by Mark Caruso October 16, 2006
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when you drink a soda with more than 2 straws. Typically done by overweight people.
Dude, did you see that fatso? he was drinking using shotgun straws!
by roflcoper June 01, 2009
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