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Strangle & Dangle 

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

Very topical as of mid-June 2009 (see "usage"). This refers to the act of (a male) hanging oneself by the neck from a fixed object, say.... a closet rod, and tying up or otherwise restricting the bloodflow to the genitalia. This can be done either alone or with a partner. Subsequently the person, thus restrained is either masturbated to orgasm, or (if the hands are left untied-a wise choice) services himself.

The idea, apparently, is to bring oneself close to death, while simultaneously achieving orgasm. Practitioners claim very intense orgasms.
Usage: Carradine was doing the old Strangle & Dangle while filming in Thailand, and something went tragically awry.

Note: There is a theory that people who are extremely wealthy, having experienced virtually every (common) sexual perversion known to humanity (because they are willing to pay for others to engage in these acts), become bored and unable to come. They then turn to evermore, uh obscure and deviant acts to satisfy their cravings. These include, but are certainly not limited to: Fecal application; coprophilia; bestiality with all manner of creatures, some compliant, others less so; infliction and reception of intense pain (including burning and mutilation) and strangulation.

As of this writing, "Kung-Fu" actor David Carradine appears to have died while engaging in this practice in Thailand. It is unknown if he was alone or had a partner present. Michael Hutchence, lead singer of the band INXS is also reputed to have expired under similar circumstances.
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Strangle the Dangle 

Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.
Brb, I'm gonna go strangle the dangle.

Straggle daggle 

A generally unhealthy white trash type individual. Often unemployed, surviving on government assistance, and maintaining several different addictions (food, sugar, alcohol, illegal drugs).
Straggle Daggles never thrive, they merely survive.

Danger Strange 

Similar to 'strange' as it relates to a random sexual hook up or one night stand, Danger Strange signifies a higher level of strange. This is a potential sexual partner who is more than strange but potentially dangerous, emotionally and/or physically, usually because of their associations, wild erratic behavior caused by extreme personality disorders, or simply because they've reached a level of existence that causes them to be less concerned about mortal peril or the social consequences caused by their actions.

A fine example of Danger Strange is the character, Queen Kwenthrith, played by Amy Bailey in the popular History Channel series, "Vikings" or any character played by Fairuza Balk or Fairuza Balk herself for that matter.
I watched the girl engage her friends. She had a pierced nose, a pierced tongue, and rainbow-colored cotton candy hair. She laughed and carried on with abandon, drinking and swearing like a sailor. Our gazes met and I knew right away she was DANGER STRANGE; I knew right away I had to have her and know her like in the Bible.

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026