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certified straight sexual

a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties
Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!

Straight Pan-sexual 

Person who is straight that like girls, but don't care about there sexuality
I've dated girls and like girl who are straight, bi, or pan-sexual, so that makes me a straight pan-sexual

Romantically Bisexual But Sexually Straight

A type of "bisexuallity" in which you can happily date both genders but can only have sex/sexual touching (not involving kissing) with the same gender. Although you can have sexual thoughts about you would never have sex with them
Romantically Bisexual But Sexually Straight IS A REAL THING MOM

straightsexual 

A person who is straight. Another term for heterosexual when you can't think of the first bit
I'm a man who likes women, therefore I'm a straightsexual
straightsexual by Shaun Walker April 3, 2008

straightsexuall 

someone who is straight as a beanpole, and is sexist.
Friend: Hey dude, the new kid is straightsexuall
Other Friend: Wow, really?!
straightsexuall by Straightsexuall December 10, 2019
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020