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straight day 

oct 22 is straight day
its straight day yaaaaaaa
straight day by owen walker October 18, 2019

International Super Straight Day

On March 9th every year it is international super straight day to celebrate men being attracted to woman that don’t have a penis.
Hey boys, are you excited for International Super Straight Day tomorrow?

Super Straight day

August 13th, we celebrate everyone who has been brave enough to come out and be confident of their sexuality. We honour all our super straight brothers and sisters who identify as super straight. We as a community party all day and all night and celebrate together in our movement.
Friend: what’s your favourite holiday?
Me: Super Straight Day, it’s my sexuality that I identify as.
Super Straight day by LVDVL March 11, 2021

Super Straight Day

On March 31st, every year on March 31st all Super Straights get to freely express their gender to the public and celebrate Super Straightness
Yo do! It's Super Straight day! That means these trans people on twitter don't harass me!

international super-straight day 

the worst day ever in history, where all the shitty straights think they're apart of the lgbtq+ community (they aren't), and celebrate transphobia.
it's international super-straight day, this is transphobic and shouldn't be a thing.

Annual Straight Day - 1st Feburary 

seeming as there is a month for gay people we might as well notice straight people. hey did u know 67.8% of people that are straight commit suicide because they feel left out, so this is a day to purely not single them out.
kid1. hey, do u know it's the annual straight day - 1st feburary
kid2. omg i didnt know