Story Of My Life

Said when one usually a negative thing happens to you often.

My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.

Story Of My Life by shortbuskid October 29, 2007

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Story Of My Life

Said when one, usually a negative, thing happens to you often.

My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.

Story Of My Life by shortbuskidd November 22, 2007

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Story of my life

Something you say when someone complains about something that happens to you all the time.

Sally: I tripped up the stairs today and everyone laughed
Billy: Story of my life

Story of my life by SOML3012 June 22, 2009

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Story Of My Life

An overused statement generally said by complainers going through a midlife crisis when something undesirable happens.

I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.

I just got dumped. Story of my life.

I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.

Story Of My Life by Da Milkman July 1, 2009

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the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life by Jayceon David T February 13, 2018

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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