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Story Of My Life

Said when one, usually a negative, thing happens to you often.
My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.
Story Of My Life by shortbuskidd November 22, 2007

Story of my life

Something you say when someone complains about something that happens to you all the time.
Sally: I tripped up the stairs today and everyone laughed
Billy: Story of my life
Story of my life by SOML3012 June 22, 2009

Story Of My Life

An overused statement generally said by complainers going through a midlife crisis when something undesirable happens.
I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.

I just got dumped. Story of my life.

I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life 

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life
the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026