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Story Of My Life

Said when one usually a negative thing happens to you often.
My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.
Story Of My Life by shortbuskid October 29, 2007
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Story Of My Life

Said when one, usually a negative, thing happens to you often.
My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.
Story Of My Life by shortbuskidd November 22, 2007

Story of my life

Something you say when someone complains about something that happens to you all the time.
Sally: I tripped up the stairs today and everyone laughed
Billy: Story of my life
Story of my life by SOML3012 June 22, 2009

Story Of My Life

An overused statement generally said by complainers going through a midlife crisis when something undesirable happens.
I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.

I just got dumped. Story of my life.

I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life 

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life
the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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