Storage porn

The guilty pleasure of showing off an over-abundance of closets, cabinets and drawers to a friend who struggles to find room in a smaller living space.

Showing Lisa our new house with his-and-hers closets, hollow window seats and cabinets around the washer and dryer was equivalent to storage porn.

by BoredRedhead June 17, 2013

Mass Porn Storage Device

A laptop used by someone who has little use for a computer other than porn

I need a new Mass Porn Storage Device because windows vista cocked mine up.

by DanSussex December 25, 2007