Definitions by DanSussex

Mass Porn Storage Device 

A laptop used by someone who has little use for a computer other than porn

I need a new Mass Porn Storage Device because windows vista cocked mine up.

Mass Porn Storage Device by DanSussex December 25, 2007

Rate 

a word interchangeable with really...

"Man, that's rate good, innit blood massive."

"There's Rate a teletubby on my sofa. He's rate fat and homoerotic."

Rate by DanSussex November 8, 2007

van halened 

to get a person of the opposite sex back to your room under a rather flimsy purpose. Comes from same dialectic area as stribley and Rate

"You've Never heard of Van Halen? Well, come back to my room and i'll play you some." - That is Van Halening

"I Rate Van Halened some girl last night..."

van halened by DanSussex November 8, 2007

Stribley

1.To avoid washing up plates you used round someone elses house.

2.To get angry that someone didn't wash plates up they used round your house.

"She did a stribley"

"Those two are going nuclear stribley in there man, there's unwashed plates flying everywhere...."

"I'm doing a Stribley, because I'm rate busy"

Stribley by DanSussex November 8, 2007