I was enveloped in my own stonk.
by ken dressler August 6, 2003
by Michael Lee 2.0 September 27, 2018
To be severely Stoned, usually accompanied by being drunk but not always.
To get Stonked or Stonkered you need to have smoked plenty of Weed or Cannabis either in Spliffs or Bongs etc
To get Stonked or Stonkered you need to have smoked plenty of Weed or Cannabis either in Spliffs or Bongs etc
Tim: Dude I'm absolutely f**king Stonked!
Daz: Dude me too, no more spliff for me I'll chuck a Whitie!
Daz: Dude me too, no more spliff for me I'll chuck a Whitie!
by Snoodbanger December 20, 2006
Sharpie - "Oi wid I had a right stonk on this morning"
Wid- "Nah that's a walnut no wonder she won't put out"
Wid- "Nah that's a walnut no wonder she won't put out"
by Sharpie&Wid February 25, 2018
A very weird dance performed while wearing a red nose. Popularised during the 1991 Comic Relief event by the "hit" single Let's Stonk!
by Will_A August 17, 2005
A collection of skoal, grizzly, or kayak tobacco packed into the lower lip often times making all limbs feel like a feather. Best suited for couch sitting during televised games.
Hunglow: You guys wanna stonk after this period
Diesel: For sure I'm gonna stonk the f$ck outta that tin
Captain Reebs: Dibs not first stonk on that fresh tin
Hunglow: You wanna stonk kas?
Kas: You gotta a tin?
Captain Reebs: Wej
Diesel: For sure I'm gonna stonk the f$ck outta that tin
Captain Reebs: Dibs not first stonk on that fresh tin
Hunglow: You wanna stonk kas?
Kas: You gotta a tin?
Captain Reebs: Wej
by Diesel Daddy June 4, 2009
1.(n) when something looks, smells, tastes, feels, etc. really bad. 2.(v) when you cant handle something.
by Allison Manly January 11, 2007