1. one who likes to get stoned.
2. me.
i smoke atleast a quarter every day. i guess you could call me a stoner. i love the world.
by ella November 17, 2004
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someone who clearly sports gear he purchased at www.cafepress.com/theleaf
Look at that Rasta Flag hoodie on that stoner.
by redtracksuit November 17, 2004
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sum1 who getz high smokin da kronic and sum1 who jus spendz their time blazin it on their own couch while watchin tv.
"hey fool!! wut u doin"
"Blazin it and watchin tha game homez"
by antwone August 20, 2004
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the definition of a stoner is i, i smoke three times daily, everyday fuck man i jus wanna git high like tht fuckin towel on south park...that shit is funnnny
hah u wanna git high?
no
more fo meeeee
by serialla killa April 11, 2004
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A stoner is someone who smokes weed everyday. Smoking marijuana has become a part of that persons life, and is not viewed as a drug, but rather a "supplement" for enhancing that persons life on any way they choose. Personally I like to smoke the reefer and just enjoy life, and by being stoned, everything you do feels, sounds, and looks better. It is a way of life and having it labeled illegal will not stop a true stoner from doing what he/she loves the most.
Male 1 (not a stoner). "Dude this is so boring all we are doing is sitting here doing nothing!"

Male 2 (is a stoner). "Dude, I'm stoned..... :) "
by weedisallyouneed, mang. June 7, 2011
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n. short for standby boner. A boner held in reserve until a certain action or event takes place.
As Brian was making out with the girl from the bar, Spooky lied at the foot of the bed with a stoner, hoping to get in on the action.
by Soss Man April 1, 2008
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A group or a just a kid with good intentions but turn to drugs or getting extremly drunk because they think they have nothing else to turn to. Most stoners are just misunderstood.
~~~~~~~~~~~~No Example Displayed For Stoners~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
by Lori~ September 1, 2006
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